1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 YIFY Movies official website: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,875 Last train to Fortune Left here at 12:05. 4 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,710 No, she didn't get here until 12:15. 5 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,921 I know, because this is the right time I start closing here. 6 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,507 Next train to Fortune Don't come here for another week. 7 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,011 Now how do you spend this time? It is your own business. 8 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,348 All I'm saying is that The man was nice enough 9 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,851 To take me to this railway station station, 10 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:28,148 He assured me that the train to Fortune Departs at 1:05 p.m. 11 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,318 - He told you wrong. - What should I ever do? 12 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:36,448 I simply must be in luck Monday morning at the latest. 13 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,701 Preston City is about to Lean back this way. 14 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,412 There's a lining over there, And you can get a horse. 15 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,956 It's a two day trip from Preston To luck. 16 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,583 You're playing your cards right, 17 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,086 You can jog there About this time on Sunday. 18 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,798 But I won't let any grass grow Under you. I'll get the move. 19 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,539 Wild West. 20 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:35,090 Well, gentlemen, ladies, We'd better rest for a few moments. 21 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,885 We have a long, hot ride ahead of us. 22 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:52,149 Maybe a few pages of Homer You will energize and inspire us 23 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:56,194 For our next arduous odyssey. 24 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,991 What the hell? 25 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:07,289 Oh, if I didn't know any better, I swear that was a bullet hole. 26 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,583 - Don't turn around. -It's a bullet hole! 27 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,461 - Good, God. I'm being robbed. - I said don't turn around! 28 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:17,048 Just a reaction sir. No, I mean bad faith. 29 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,259 - Empty your pockets. - Oh, well, I don't have anything. 30 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,679 So yes, please sir. I'm very sensitive. 31 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:26,767 Oh, no sir please, that's all the money I have. It's everything, God! 32 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:32,063 -Give me your valuables. -I only have my school ring here, here. 33 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,776 And the hour. 34 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,820 You don't want this old watch, Sure sir, 35 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:42,032 It is worthless and the clasp is broken. 36 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:46,203 I only keep it for sentimental reasons. It belongs to my father. 37 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,955 It has been passed Across generations. 38 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,665 My dear late father 39 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,460 He was the most important person In the world is mine 40 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,962 - He is kind and educated. - Shut up! 41 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,298 My father had that watch Engraved for me 42 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,509 With his favorite inspirational quote. 43 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,052 What's in the bags? 44 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:06,306 Sir, I beg of you, sir. You don't want what's in that bag. 45 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,352 It is worthless. It's just, oh, no... 46 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,603 - Oh. books?! - Yes. 47 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,481 There is nothing here But stupid books. 48 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,359 Yes. They're just stupid books You are absolutely right. 49 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,986 - Are you a seller? - No, sir. I am an educator. 50 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,280 Beda...what? 51 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,284 - jam. - Huh? 52 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:32,833 - sir? I am the school principal. - school. screw school. now. It moves. 53 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,338 -Please sir, I have got the watch... - I said shut up. 54 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:47,973 Oh, shoes. No Levis. Just a bunch of fagot shit. normal. 55 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,059 Yes. It's just my underwear, sir. You definitely... 56 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,062 Now, if you know what's good for you, 57 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,565 You just keep sitting there So get out of here. 58 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,983 Do you understand, old man? 59 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,694 I will always be like this, You have my word. 60 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,046 I beg you, sir. Sir, sir! 61 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:25,010 If I may borrow just one moment Of your time. 62 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,596 Stop! 63 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:34,978 - Great Scott, impressive goal, sir! - Don't try to blame me. 64 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,898 Now either you're not right in the head Or got a death wish. 65 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:41,109 Oh, well, believe me, Under normal circumstances 66 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:47,157 I will not disobey such a crucial decision The command. But unfortunately I am desperate. 67 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,409 We all know What Hippocrates said. 68 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,748 - from? -You know Hep...anyway... 69 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:59,669 Desperate times call, he said For desperate measures. 70 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,340 no? oh well. It doesn't matter. 71 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,968 I'm just saying I would never do that Be so shameless as tempting fate like this 72 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,763 If I wasn't such a desperate man. 73 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,598 You're about to be a dead man. 74 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:15,810 I must specify. I thought I was going to Fortune 75 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,939 And I, unfortunately He missed the last train. 76 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,483 I should be in luck by Monday. 77 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:25,111 Therefore, the teacher cannot be late For the first day of school. 78 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:31,117 How about I introduce it to you Business proposal? 79 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:37,374 - What? - I mean, please forgive my assumptions, 80 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,794 But it seems blatantly obvious You are a man in need of money. 81 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,381 I mean you've already taken it all It was on my personality, 82 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:49,552 But I can offer you additional compensation When we get lucky. 83 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:53,682 - When do we get to Fortune? - exactly. Yes. 84 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,852 You see, I'm the new headmaster Of luck. 85 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,814 I have a salary waiting for me When I arrive. 86 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,733 My first month's salary in full. 87 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,989 If you will accompany me to Fortune Just in time for the Monday morning bell. 88 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,951 I would be very happy to pass it on More for you. 89 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,416 - How much does it cost? - One month's wages. 90 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,751 Just a two-day trip to Fortune. 91 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,469 Do we have an agreement, sir? 92 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,353 Jesus. I will be there sir. 93 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,152 Welcome? Hello sir. 94 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,239 Hey, you have a deal. I won't be a single piece of trouble. 95 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,575 I make a great travel companion. 96 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,536 I have some great books For the trip. 97 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,415 -I have no interest in reading. - What? 98 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,085 Well, maybe you're just Not reading the right books. 99 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:09,674 I mean, you know, reading is a gift. It challenges the imagination 100 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:14,429 One gets to experience a lot Life and countless adventures. 101 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,932 I live real adventures. You don't need to read about anyone else. 102 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,563 Do you have a horse? 103 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:27,484 Okay, okay, that's part Of the problem. Do you see? 104 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,778 Oh, I was going to take the train. 105 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,073 But I will be very happy Just to walk beside you. 106 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:34,741 You are lucky. 107 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,285 So I happened to pass by Right through luck. 108 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,369 Yes. 109 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,207 And if you want to walk All this way beside my horse, 110 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,585 I think that's your job. 111 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,881 But if you breathe one word About me, I embrace you 112 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,383 I will blow your head off They include fusiform shoulders. 113 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,970 Don't be afraid. My lips are sealed. 114 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,973 I'm forever in your debt. Thank you very much. 115 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:08,525 I'm coming right behind you. Oh, look, wait, sir. machine. 116 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,621 I am waiting! 117 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,682 Let's go. 118 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,812 That's certainly some horse, sir. 119 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:56,531 Everything is fine. I've got this. I keep up. 120 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,536 Don't look at the question Your navigational prowess, 121 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:06,249 But it won't be much easier To follow the railway lines. 122 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,960 We're taking a shortcut. Leave them behind. 123 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,255 -What do you mean by leaving them behind? - I said leave them. 124 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,549 - They're slowing us down. - It's fine. 125 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,012 I can get new underwear In luck, 126 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:23,641 Yes, but my books, no, my books It cannot be replaced, sir. 127 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,393 I will never put these books down. 128 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,437 I mean, what is a teacher? Without books? 129 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,524 Well, you go, no one will Give a dime for the damn books. 130 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,944 I have to respectfully agree To disagree. 131 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,616 My only goal is to travel From England to the New World 132 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,535 ..it was to teach Wide-eyed tramps from Fortune. 133 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:48,208 Hey, what are you doing now? I can't let you take my books. 134 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,211 You, you can't do that, sir. You, you shouldn't do that. 135 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,756 please! I mean, it's all I am It is in these books, sir! 136 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,508 I should ask them to teach. please. 137 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,971 Oh, oh, great idea. 138 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,726 Oh, thank you. Oh, yes, the saddle. 139 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,771 I wonder what they were for. amazing! 140 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,900 You are a very sensible man, sir... 141 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,613 I don't think I quite understood your name, Mr... 142 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,991 Okay, I'll go first. 143 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,663 My name is Cecil Caldecott Peach Tree III from London, England. 144 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:33,461 - At your service, sir. And you... - International, Jedediah International. 145 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,296 But never tell anyone My name. 146 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,634 Yes. Mom is the word though. My mother is the word. 147 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,764 Mr. Dooley, we're obviously English They were harboring a false impression 148 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,057 From your Americans. 149 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,102 I mean the stories we hear About the lawless American West, 150 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,896 I mean clear and wrong nonsense. 151 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,275 Actually you are a friend And obliging a lot. 152 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,568 Oh, we're not all so friendly. You better get up quickly. 153 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,029 - i beg your pardon? - Get into the saddle quickly. 154 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,993 - Do you know these two gentlemen? - Gentlemen, they are not like that. 155 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,078 Now move your butt. Hurry, old man. 156 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,538 - True, true, true. - Come here! 157 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,291 -Put your foot on the saddle. - I have never ridden a stallion before. 158 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,918 - Give me a minute. -We don't have a minute. higher! 159 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,841 -Wait a minute. This cannot be true. - Come here! 160 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:43,698 Oh! Are you whipping me? Mr. Dooley. They are catching up. 161 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,497 - Now they are shooting at us. - Well, then duck, god damn it! 162 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,763 - Come on, turn to your left. -I feel sick. 163 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,973 Your other left. Come here! 164 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:17,857 - I mean, we lost them. - Here we go. Bully! Issa! 165 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,193 Watch where you shoot This thing, idiot! 166 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:45,301 - You are fine? - Oh, well, that was exciting. 167 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,637 Oh yes. She was. Yes. 168 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,724 What the hell are you doing in a confrontation? This way, turn your butt around. 169 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,601 - God damn it. - Stop! 170 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,231 I've got a cramp. spasm. There you go. 171 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,443 Come here. Get your ass back here. Do it right this time. 172 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:09,325 Tell me, who are these hooligans? What could they have wanted? 173 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,203 I mean it seems to me 174 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,164 They have found it A more civilized way 175 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,793 Of dealing with the situation. 176 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:26,217 I mean, maybe if we had Have a nice conversation with them 177 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,137 Maybe they will listen to the reasons. 178 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,974 Are you a teacher? There's a lot to learn, old man. 179 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,564 Well, that's for sure More than we bargained for. 180 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,900 We have already been abandoned In the railway depot, 181 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:47,363 Held at gunpoint The bandits chased them and shot them. 182 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,533 Oh, if only Daddy could see us now. 183 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:55,788 I dare say it gives one A certain feeling of joy. 184 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,833 We, who are we? 185 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,837 Oh, why William Shakespeare, Alfred Lord Tennyson, 186 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:07,258 Charles Dickens, Henry David Thoreau, Jane Austen. 187 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,511 - from? - My book authors. 188 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,140 They are like family to me. I mean, Surely you have heard about some of them. 189 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,101 no. I've never heard of anything Of those names. 190 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:21,481 Oh, heavens. Triple negative. I think what you meant to say is, 191 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,984 I've never heard of it From any of those names. 192 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,071 Hey, so, you want this trip To go nice and smooth, 193 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,991 Like you never told me What I mean again. Did you get it?! 194 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,953 Yes. Sorry. Sorry. Yes, of course. The power of professional habit. 195 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,999 I mean I'll try. Yes, I will do my best. 196 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,461 - Try hard, huh? - Sorry, sorry. 197 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,929 naturally. You know, being an only child, 198 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,641 I didn't have companionship From a brother. 199 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:04,357 So I turned to books. The characters were very vivid to me. 200 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,444 I mean I'm not suggesting That I was an only child. 201 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:13,324 Quite the opposite. My mother was a social butterfly. 202 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,619 The most amazing dinners Which she gave. 203 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:21,707 I met the most extraordinary people From all classes of society. 204 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,752 I remember a wonderful dinner party She gave 205 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,339 They invited a very famous leader, Actually for dinner. 206 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,176 The wind passed. And we were laughing. We had to leave the room. 207 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,096 - Hey, hey, hey. - What? 208 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,933 Stay calm. Stand up very slowly, like... 209 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,019 -For what? - I wake up. 210 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,696 No sudden movements. Okay? 211 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,407 I don't want to scare the guy Hello! 212 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,951 Dear Lord! He is approaching us. 213 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,828 Just keep smiling at him. Let me do the talking. 214 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,351 Oh yes. Wool tweed from London. 215 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,521 Beautiful wool. 216 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,367 Don't make a move. 217 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,705 - Okay. Stay still. - Good heavens. What does he want? 218 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,458 He'll let us know. Then he will leave. Hopefully. 219 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,377 Oh, they're my books. He can't have my books. 220 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,587 I won't tell him that. 221 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,592 Books you like, nice. Choose what suits you. 222 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,927 Oh, don't encourage him, Mr. Dooley. 223 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,181 - Keep your trap closed. -But he can't get them. I forbid it! 224 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,476 Don't listen to him, boss. Take what you want. 225 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:05,936 fine. 226 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,814 If you must have a book, 227 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,488 I suggest this one. 228 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,323 It's essential work. 229 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,454 What? 230 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,165 You can still read it, I just read it around the hole. 231 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,542 no. 232 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,884 You will like this Walden, Henry David Thoreau. 233 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,887 Yes, we are talking about the natural world You look like yourself. 234 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,347 Now the book is a reflection 235 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,141 Of simple living in natural surroundings. Maybe... 236 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,060 He cannot understand you. 237 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,647 Thoreau? 238 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,774 I've read it. 239 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,445 You see Mr. Dooley unites reading Cultures around you... 240 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,326 No please. 241 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,121 You want my Dickens? 242 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,915 I understand, boss. It's all yours, my friend. 243 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,750 I'm afraid you won't like it. 244 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,129 It's very dense. Oh, it has a lot of character. 245 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:18,092 Very difficult to understand. No. Oh, for me? 246 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:22,596 - Take it. - Chief, please. 247 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,727 What is this? 248 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:47,329 This is too sour for my palate. Well, I'll put a note in for you 249 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,751 This guy just came out With Selected Works of Dickens. 250 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,212 And why? A small bag of sour berries. 251 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,758 Well, that's hardly worth it Exchange, in my opinion. 252 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,010 I'm completely sad. 253 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348 Oh, you're breaking my heart. Act now. 254 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:20,362 -This part reminds me of whales. - Big fish? 255 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,742 No, whale country. 256 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:46,388 You know, though, we mourn the loss To our beloved Charles Dickens, 257 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:52,394 At least we have William Shakespeare To refresh our souls. 258 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:57,024 There is a kind of civility that one feels When traveling with The Old Bard. 259 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,235 - You won't agree? - Huh? 260 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,073 Interested in reading it? I mean it's so delicious. 261 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,117 The only delicious thing I want is right Now it's some rabbit fricassee. 262 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,120 Let's see if we can't kill one Before it gets too dark. 263 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,667 What? What do you mean by murder? You mean dead? 264 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:26,011 You know my housekeeper Mrs. Wilberforce, oh my God. 265 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,849 She prepared all my meals. Oh, she was a saint. 266 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,894 Especially for the unblessed man With his own wife. 267 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,149 - He's fat. - Oh God, he's so cute. 268 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,862 Look, I'll be satisfied with the president Berries. You know, sour, hmm. 269 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,198 - I notice! - Jesus, look what you did! 270 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,951 - Oh, the poor little thing. - Get your ass back to the campsite. 271 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,537 Let me handle this without you Breathing all the way down my fucking neck. 272 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,415 Don't have beans? I mean the old cowboys had beans. 273 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,001 - What? - Skin it! 274 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,296 What? I, I wouldn't do anything like that! 275 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,299 Well, perhaps in jolly old England, You eat a different rabbit. 276 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,051 But here, we skin them and cut them up Courage before we cook it. 277 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,263 - I'll get some firewood. -Honestly, Mr. Dooley, 278 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,890 I think I would be far superior 279 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,184 In collecting firewood From skinning prey. 280 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,104 Would that be possible at all? To barter? 281 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,149 I've done the killing. Now you do the skinning. 282 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,028 God, my dear. 283 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,573 My deepest apologies For insults 284 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,366 You are about to suffer. 285 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,126 Finger licking good. 286 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,795 larks on the wing, 287 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,759 snails on fork, God is in heaven. 288 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,763 -All is well with the world. -Stop reading the Bible. 289 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,015 If I want to hear God speak, I go to church. 290 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:56,518 I can't imagine you would want to To go to church often. 291 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,522 Shows what you know. My mother, may God have mercy on her 292 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,566 She was dragging me to church Every Sunday 293 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,860 To overcome the good Lord To her hell. 294 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,406 Yes, I hated it. But if we look back now, 295 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,117 It's about the only good memories I got with her before she got sick. 296 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,330 I suppose you're right, though. 297 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,582 I didn't go to church In the raccoon era, 298 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,377 But that doesn't mean I'm not right With God. 299 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,756 He and I, we got along. He understood me. 300 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,510 I'm sure he does. And by the way, for your information 301 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:33,263 This is not the Bible. This is Robert Browning. 302 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:39,895 I don't want to be too reckless, but, um, I think your education was limited. 303 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:44,566 The only learning he needs to know Here is how to shoot straight 304 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,110 And how to calculate your money. 305 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:50,239 You see, this is where I beg to differ. Mr. Dooley. 306 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,493 Practical knowledge of one's trade Of course it is definitely important. 307 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:59,289 But broader education is the tool Which breaks all barriers. 308 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,294 Speaking of education, I've been wondering. 309 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,798 How about an educated man like you? Will he go to luck? 310 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,384 I mean, it's just spit dollars In the middle of nowhere. 311 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:16,682 Well, sir, if the truth be known. I was kicked out of my last post 312 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,519 For the hideous display Major grammar. 313 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:25,691 - Wait, you got fired from teaching? - With regret and shame. Yes. 314 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:30,612 - What did you do? Terrible librarian? -You hit the school principal. 315 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,991 Did you hit the boss? 316 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,411 I mean, it's like, if I'm not me at all, But some pagans, 317 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:41,331 Some hateful creature Which overpowered my senses. 318 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:47,921 - But unfortunately, it was me. -So, what did you hit the old man with? 319 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:51,216 Well, I had a very smart student, 320 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:54,595 He was reading an article He wrote about possibility 321 00:25:54,762 --> 00:26:00,434 Which we humans descended from Of small microscopic organisms 322 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,353 - Inspired by Darwin. You know. -Wait who? 323 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,732 A somewhat rebellious biologist. 324 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,778 However, he said, Darwin points out rather appropriately 325 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:17,201 Maybe human evolution From small, single-celled organisms 326 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,744 to its current state. 327 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:23,082 Well, much to our surprise, The headmaster was listening at the door. 328 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,502 And before we even had the chance To discuss the topic, 329 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,380 He just burst into the room And he shouted 330 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:34,676 “How dare you blaspheme Under this roof, you heathen? 331 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,221 God alone is the Creator of man.” 332 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:42,017 And then he took the stick And he began to beat poor Barnabas. 333 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,145 That's when the monster rose From within me. 334 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,983 I snatched the stick from him In an uncontrollable fit of rage 335 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,861 I beat the poor man across Head. 336 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,738 So I said to him: in a trembling tone, 337 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:59,993 “Sir, never hit One of my students again." 338 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,081 Holy shit! Good on you, boy. 339 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,584 Um, it was a temporary victory, I'm afraid. 340 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:13,340 After I was fired, I couldn't get in Job anywhere in England. 341 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:19,221 So I decided it was time To move to the new world. 342 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:25,060 But unfortunately my reputation is tarnished You already beat me to it 343 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,063 In all the top American academies. 344 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,150 And it turns out I was unhireable here too. 345 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,529 Then I saw an ad In the Boston Gazette. 346 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:40,200 “Fortune City is searching "For the teacher." So I wrote. 347 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,204 And they responded With acceptance letter. 348 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,709 end of one chapter, Another start. 349 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,546 Why don't you just quit teaching? And find another job? 350 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:56,425 Give up teaching? never. 351 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,554 You see, Mr. Dooley, it's all I've ever done What he wanted to do was teach. 352 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:07,186 Where do I serve and who do I know now? It is in the hands of a higher power. 353 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:15,736 Because teaching means It's not just a job, it's my calling. 354 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,909 Fate has led me now To answer that call 355 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,621 In the small border town of Fortune. 356 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,043 You see the purpose of teaching 357 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:35,672 Not just to force students To memorize facts and dates. 358 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,425 It's to inspire them. 359 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:43,513 To open this little door Hidden deep inside all of us, 360 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,768 Which gives us permission to dream. 361 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:55,484 We dream of a better life for ourselves. 362 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,736 And a better future for everyone. 363 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,412 I think again Thanks to all these wonderful teachers 364 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,499 Who had such an impact on my life. 365 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,502 I am forever grateful to them. 366 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,800 I wish I had said something to them 367 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:24,846 Because now I know how much It means to them. 368 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,271 The greatest reward that the teacher can obtain 369 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:36,775 It is the knowledge he created difference, 370 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,154 Even if it's just one child's life. 371 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,082 Good evening. Sweet prince. 372 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:50,974 Wake up, princess. Time to ride. There is a little coffee left. 373 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,435 Oh, well thank you. 374 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,565 Don't give me that look. I just gave you that blanket 375 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,484 Because your teeth were chattering Very loudly 376 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,527 It sounded like you were shaking coins In a tin cup. 377 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,364 How else was it supposed to To give me sleep? 378 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,493 Well, thank you just the same. 379 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:17,417 - Do you happen to have any tea? - I don't like it. good! More for me. 380 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,669 Okay. Stop. Uh oh. 381 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,506 Now move your ass. We have a lot of ground to cover today. 382 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,973 Do you have a shovel? 383 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,939 Oh, my God. You got us lucky A full day early. 384 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,400 You are amazing. Mr. Dooley. surprising! 385 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,318 Oh no. This is not luck. 386 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,531 Luck doesn't look so good, this is Lobo. Now get down. 387 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,743 - i beg your pardon? -We do not ride on the back of the city. 388 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,537 Oh, get down from here. 389 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:50,802 - Hey, where will I find you? - Miss Lily's salon. 390 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,055 What about my books? Hey! 391 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:42,604 Julie Beautiful day for a walk! 392 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,065 I don't know what's so nice about it. 393 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,151 What? Welcome! 394 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:41,705 Hello guys. Your rock hit me On the back of the head. 395 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,623 - It was an accident. - Yes. 396 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:50,088 You guessed it so You have to apologize to me 397 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,132 - There is something wrong with me. - What? 398 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,593 Ah, this is your duty 399 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:59,180 Meaning: a necessary duty To apologize. 400 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,267 - Come on, let's get out of here. - Oh, whoa. Wait, wait a minute. 401 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,144 Wait there a minute. Do young people go to school? 402 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,687 no. No more. 403 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:09,649 What? I gave up Did you study at your age? 404 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,568 Our teacher died. 405 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,903 Mr. Banks shot him, To describe his son as an idiot. 406 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:15,780 Hey. 407 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:22,245 This is a note. Never call anyone's child a fool. 408 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,474 Aces full of kings, Chip. 409 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:33,024 Four of a kind, two. 410 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,779 Damn you Desert Cannery. 411 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,452 What's the rush, kid? You should try your luck on the other hand. 412 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,917 Damn you, Cecil. Who creeps on a guy like that? 413 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,711 You could get shot. 414 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,881 I just lost my father's beauty Watch in the card game. 415 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,759 No, my watch, old man, my watch. 416 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,096 And by the way, it's Cecil. We must leave now. 417 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,889 Oh, excuse me, sir. We must be... 418 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,520 Look what you did to my shirt You're supposed to say, excuse me. 419 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:15,483 - I think I did. Good sir. - Yes, I heard him say that. 420 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,653 Now let him go before I put a hole in it In this next shirt. 421 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:24,743 You know what I say when I'm young Evil snotty nose trying to threaten me? 422 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,202 huh? 423 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:33,209 Hurley, please accompany this man From the building! 424 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,963 Now what can I get you both? 425 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,343 Well, look what a jackal He was dragged. 426 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,889 - How are you, Dolly? - Never a better night. 427 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:51,686 - How about some whisky? -Amanda! Lover boy here. 428 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,148 And whatever makes you happy Sweet things? 429 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,109 No, nothing for me. Thank you, ma'am. 430 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,493 international! 431 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,289 It's been a long time This time. 432 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,791 I thought you would never come back. 433 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,420 I'm sorry about that baby. I've been working. I'm back now. 434 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,678 Oh, who is this sweet old thing? Your grandfather? 435 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:30,475 - for him? No, he's not my grandfather. - Your friend? 436 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,895 He is definitely not my friend. 437 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,856 In fact, we are travel companions. 438 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:41,444 Travel buddies. It's kinda cute. Isn't it, Lil? 439 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:46,783 Oh, yes, it definitely is. Just look at them baby blues. 440 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,579 My lady is enchanted and enchanted. 441 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,000 We finally got a gentleman In this dump. 442 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,962 International, where life is desperate and low Like you 443 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,506 To find a silver fox like him? 444 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,842 Allow me to introduce myself. 445 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:08,763 Cecil Caldecott Peachtree III At your service, ma'am 446 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:10,473 Fuck mouth. Don't you think so? 447 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:15,770 “The operative name is confession To the individual to whom it belongs. 448 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:19,732 Who can pronounce my name well? He can call me, 449 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:25,530 He is entitled to my love and service.” Henry David Thoreau. 450 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,282 Cecil here is the bookworm. Come here. 451 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:31,661 Cic, relax yourself for once. night, Whiskey for the book, man. I buy. 452 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,539 Mr. Dooley, I never participate in spirits 453 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:38,668 I save the rum punch sometimes On Christmas evenings. 454 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,461 Wait, Mr. Dooley. 455 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,882 I didn't see our horse outside When I entered the salon 456 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:49,137 - I mean, didn't you steal, I hope? - Our horse...isn't he a thing? 457 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:52,557 My books are there. It's just that I can't Make sure to keep them out of my sight 458 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,059 -We simply must go. - Resting. 459 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,812 Our horse is in livery Having to change shoes. 460 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,857 I promised you, my love travel companions, 461 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:04,569 My rare editions To mourn the common borders. 462 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:05,862 Well, what's your hurry? 463 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:10,617 Why don't you stay a while and Have a little drink with me? 464 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,993 Especially like... 465 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,912 Thank you very much, ma'am. 466 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,873 But I feel very uncomfortable when I write They are out of my sight. 467 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,583 I told you he was crazy. 468 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:24,047 Well, I have a book upstairs If that's what turns you on, darling. 469 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:28,593 It's called kam-ma-sut-ra. Have you heard about it before? 470 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:34,974 Kamasutrai? Hey Kama Sutra, hey. 471 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,519 Oh, well, I can safely say that this one is The book I had never read before. 472 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:42,315 - No, I'm just looking at the pictures. -And there are pictures? 473 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,027 I can't open these buttons here. 474 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:53,952 A spittoon is intended for spitting into. Not for urination. You filthy animal! 475 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,453 Take her outside. 476 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:59,123 - Damn, night. -Next time I'll stab him into the wall. 477 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:03,586 You and the damned wall, oh God. 478 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,546 I'm sorry, my dear. 479 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,300 Now what were we saying? Oh, yeah, I was going to buy you a drink. 480 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,762 Okay, but instead of spilling the wine, 481 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,139 You wouldn't happen to have it A cup of tea. 482 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,100 No, not with tea again. 483 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:22,522 Come here. Come here. Listen to me. Drink whiskey. 484 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:26,859 I never drank whisky. I mean, Not a straight whiskey in my entire life. 485 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,361 That time has come. Are you digging? 486 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:31,823 Now, if you want to see Fortune, Drink it. prepare! 487 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:40,039 Oh, well, when you're in Rome... 488 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,876 Chi Chen. 489 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:49,632 You don't sip it like Nervous little old lady at a sheet party. 490 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,010 You're down like a man. He watches. 491 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:15,283 Waiter, I'll get another! 492 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,291 Hey, listen. I'll be back in a jiffy, 493 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,334 Don't be afraid of those damned books. We will get it. 494 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,420 Where are you... 495 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,507 - Here you go. - for me? 496 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:36,512 I say taste It grows on one, right? 497 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,056 Oh yes. I would say. 498 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:59,911 - Welcome! - Isn't that an exciting number? 499 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:03,664 She's from France. It took six months To get here. Did you like it? 500 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,334 Do you like it? I love him. 501 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:13,216 I'm so glad you stayed this time, International. Do you know what I wish? 502 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:17,929 I wish to go to France Someday we will see Paris. 503 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,640 I just know I like it. 504 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,728 Well, your wish is my command. 505 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:31,234 My child wants to go to Paris. My child is going to Paris. 506 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,777 Yes. right. 507 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:37,907 Wait, are you serious? 508 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:42,954 - As serious as typhoid fever, my dear. - International, international. 509 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,207 That would be the coolest thing Anyone who has ever had... 510 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:50,253 Wait a minute. How can you afford it To go to Paris? 511 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:52,130 You can barely afford a can of beans. 512 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,006 Oh, you just leave that to me. 513 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,508 I have some big ideas I'm working on. 514 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:59,470 Here you got something to prove My intentions. 515 00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:01,764 Close your eyes And take your hands out. 516 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,558 Okay, okay. 517 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,645 And open them. 518 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,402 What do you think? 519 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:19,282 Oh my God, Dolly. It's beautiful! 520 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:31,043 That one was much fuller Flavor. 521 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:36,424 Do I discover, uh, hibiscus? 522 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,136 It all comes from the same bottle, My love. 523 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:43,639 Are you, uh, are you feeling okay? Maybe you've had enough. 524 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,267 Looks like you might need To lie down. 525 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,353 Rocca juice. 526 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:56,611 No one says please In this primitive country? 527 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,949 Well I know you. 528 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:08,497 He is Palestinian Who stole my father's watch. 529 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:13,085 What the hell are you talking about, Old timer? Who is Phyllis? 530 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:18,507 I command you now, sir To deliver it after rushing. 531 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,637 Is that what What are you talking about here? 532 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,432 Was this yours? 533 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,102 Beautiful isn't it? I related to this. 534 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,230 What if I don't return it to you? 535 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,607 What are you going to do about it? 536 00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:39,403 Careful now. 537 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:43,824 Okay. 538 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,725 Dolly, Dolly, come downstairs. 539 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:12,645 Your little friend is in a pile Of trouble, hurry. 540 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:15,481 Ugh. What the hell now? 541 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:19,819 - I'm sorry, my dear. - decent. Ugh. 542 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,083 Dolly, hurry. 543 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:41,841 What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you see that he is sensitive? 544 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,607 Son of a bitch! 545 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:34,894 You made me laugh earlier, But now you have moved my mood. 546 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,690 Makes you feel good To beat an old man? 547 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:44,779 Mr. Dooley. Let me just cover This guy's cleaning bill. 548 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:49,450 Violence is never the solution. - Your old friend may be right. 549 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:53,329 Maybe he's right, folks Let's let bygones be bygones. 550 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,861 This is one way to get it Your gains back. 551 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:33,077 Sometimes, science, violence The only answer. Did you see all that? 552 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:36,163 I certainly did. 553 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:40,876 Hello Sharif? 554 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:46,590 Can I buy you a drink? 555 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,563 Get up, Dolly. I got the company. 556 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,275 You can only stay for a minute. 557 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:15,786 You sure know how to get a guy In trouble, old man. 558 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,748 Oh, listen, I've got more than that Terrible migraines. 559 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,209 And by the way, if my memory serves me, 560 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:27,047 It was you who insisted I'm taking that foul poison. 561 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,383 Well, how was I supposed to know? You had a button gag 562 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,302 Like a rigged slot machine. 563 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:33,179 Another colorful language. 564 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:38,142 - What did you call me? - The word is a language, 565 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,603 A figurative and non-literal phrase. 566 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,605 Mr. Dooley, with your permission, 567 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,774 I intend to remove my property From your bags 568 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:49,028 And finding alternative accompaniment To luck. 569 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,905 Thank you for getting me this far. 570 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:55,784 Wait, wait. You can't trust anyone From here to take you to Fortune. 571 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,287 This patch of dirt is all thieves And outlaws. 572 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:01,916 If I could just get out of here, We could be on our way. 573 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:08,005 - Bust me. - Good heavens! Absolutely not. 574 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,799 Do you want the sheriff to hear? Listen now. You can do this. 575 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:14,220 never. I am a man of principle. 576 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:16,347 Well, what about that kid? You were telling me about him? 577 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,933 From one of their books. What was his name again? 578 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,101 Oliver Twixt. 579 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:29,276 Mr. Dooley, I believe so You've been listening to me. 580 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:35,407 And you really amaze me. Of course You're referring to Oliver Twist. 581 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,452 Yes exactly. You didn't, didn't you say? He's busted somewhere? 582 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:43,874 Oh yes. The young master breaks the twist Free from hard work. 583 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,627 A terrible escape. That's it. 584 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:50,965 It may be the most appropriate example The Count of Monte Cristo. 585 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,884 Now this is the top Prison novel. 586 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,262 - Look... - This is completely different. 587 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:58,097 I mean pure imagination. 588 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:02,351 Look, I'm just in this cage Because I was holding on to you. 589 00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:06,480 Now how about you show up a little Appreciation and help me. 590 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,607 Absolutely not. 591 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,912 Shut up! 592 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:30,004 - Oh, my God. - Damn it, Dolly, shut up! 593 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:37,344 - Stop all this racket. - You're not helping me? Call a doctor. 594 00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,722 Get rid of your stomach pain And sleep on it. 595 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,018 Jesus Christ! 596 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:47,271 This is blood! I will get the document. You are hung! 597 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,286 Mr. Dooley. 598 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,496 - Is he gone? - Yes. 599 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:12,379 Got it delivered to you, teach. using Those berries were a good idea. 600 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,006 He bought it outright. 601 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,842 Well, we have a boss To thank you for that. 602 00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:19,386 This is correct. Thanks boss. Okay, now act quickly. 603 00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,430 - The keys. - Yes, the keys. Come here. Go get them. 604 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:22,931 Go get them. that way. 605 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:30,939 - here. - Okay. Did you do as you said? 606 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,858 I have already done so, sir. 607 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,196 Okay, let's move on. 608 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,450 Oh, my God. This reminds me From my eighth summer 609 00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:46,121 When I ate all of my mother's damson jam He blamed poor Thomas Wake. 610 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:50,459 Oh, I didn't confess. And he was blaspheming So. Oh, my God. 611 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,461 Sorry, mom. Sorry, Tommy. 612 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,675 Come here. Ride this horse. Ugh. 613 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,051 What are you doing, boy? 614 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,138 Get back here, you bastard! 615 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,973 Don't make me shoot you, boy. 616 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,685 - International! - I will come back for you, baby. 617 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,687 When I can afford to take you To Paris. 618 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,896 I'll be waiting, baby. 619 00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:14,483 - Goodbye, ma'am! -Goodbye, baby blues. 620 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,862 catch! huh? 621 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,992 What? international! 622 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,374 If we go out at sunrise, 623 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,460 We will retreat to Fortune Just in time for Sunday dinner. 624 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:34,962 How's that for service? 625 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:40,008 miracle. This will give me full Night for stability and organization 626 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:43,053 Before 7:00 AM on Monday Morning bell. 627 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:49,143 You are truly a man of your word, Mr. Dooley. Thank you. 628 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,482 Are you tired of reading those things? The same books over and over again? 629 00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:57,609 No. Never. 630 00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:00,237 You know, I still don't know 631 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,489 What's supposed to be pretty damn fun About reading. 632 00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:07,703 It gives you new ideas, Expands your knowledge. 633 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:12,249 In addition, education opens the door to everything A new world of possibilities 634 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,794 Regarding one's future. 635 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:19,798 I'm betting on getting a decent education You will be able to get a great job. 636 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:26,221 - No, correct, career! - You think? What makes you so sure? 637 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:31,894 “That's not what you are,” Thoreau said Look. This is what you see." 638 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,397 Maybe I'm looking In the fearsome outlaw, 639 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:39,276 But what I see is an intelligent young man 640 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:42,863 With a bright future ahead Of him if he wanted to. 641 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:50,204 Now, look, I've chosen a book for you. This is Gulliver's Travels. 642 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:53,165 It's about an adventurer like yourself, 643 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:58,670 But it's also a biting satire About politics and human nature 644 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,464 Okay. Read it to me. 645 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:05,260 Well, I really think you'll enjoy it More if you read it yourself. 646 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,015 I don't want to read it myself. I just want to hear it. 647 00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:16,230 -You know? Just forget it. - fair enough. 648 00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:31,203 Mr. Dooley... Do you use this thing often? 649 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:34,331 My six shooter? Often enough. 650 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:40,712 Tell me, did you really shoot? Fellow human with her? 651 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:47,469 You gotta mess with me. Here everyone shoots someone. 652 00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,221 It's like the law of the jungle. 653 00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:53,225 Wild animals kill wild animals. You know? There is no other way. 654 00:55:54,101 --> 00:56:00,816 If I'm not so bold... Just, how many did you kill? 655 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:07,489 - 19. - Oh God 19? 656 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:11,660 One thing I can teach you, teach you, The faster rifle lives another day. 657 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,664 - Impressive. -But I never killed any woman 658 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:17,124 Or not young'un, you know? 659 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,834 And I didn't shoot any man At noon. 660 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:23,005 - Well, bravo for that. - here. Want to try it? 661 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,549 - Shooting a gun? - Yes. 662 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:28,218 No, I don't think so. 663 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:37,519 man. I've gone ass on the elbows, Got some kick, right? 664 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:47,362 You don't see anything for it. Come on, big sister, try again. 665 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:51,033 No, no, no. no more. no more. no. I know what I can't do anymore. 666 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:54,786 Oh, come on. Do you know what you are? Old fart. 667 00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:01,001 - i beg your pardon? - This is correct. Dusty old fart. 668 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:05,213 Comparing it to a strong wind From the intestines. What? 669 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:09,426 Because I refuse to participate with you Silly little shooting habits. 670 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,845 Well, it's outrageous, sir. Outrageous. 671 00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:14,932 Listen and teach. This is the Wild West. 672 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,767 You have to know how to shoot In order to survive. 673 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,977 I mean, you, you're the person Who taught me about Darwin 674 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,979 And all his survival Who is the best one? 675 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:24,566 Well, who shoots better It is the best in these parts. 676 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,111 Darwin... look, he's a coward. 677 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:35,077 -Are you calling me a coward? -If he howls like a wolf... 678 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:38,997 Wolf? What the hell, God damn it Does the wolf have anything to do with anything? 679 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,458 - What, what are you talking about? - It's a metaphor. 680 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,710 Well, you won't call me No coward. 681 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,545 If I had seen How did I have to use this weapon? 682 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:48,048 To get myself out of trouble after trouble. 683 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,676 I mean, you wouldn't believe it Half the shit I've seen. 684 00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:53,887 Hell, they should write books About what I went through. 685 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:56,807 In fact, I bet you were Reading about my adventures 686 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:59,434 In some damned book, you'll sing A completely different tune 687 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:00,769 About who is a coward or not. 688 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:03,063 It will be, you say International character 689 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:06,316 He is a romantic hero From the American West. 690 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:09,653 Look, I was just saying 691 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:13,240 That there are more civilized ways To settle disputes 692 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,075 Instead of hiding behind weapons. 693 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:19,454 Says the man who is not He never drew a single barrel. 694 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:22,874 Correction, I stared down Barrel for you 695 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:25,627 And I had my own gun Save me from you? 696 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:29,673 No no. All I had were my words. 697 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,300 please. It never was In no real danger. 698 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:36,054 I wouldn't shoot an unarmed man. Even an annoying one like you. 699 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:40,517 Although now I'm starting To question that philosophy. 700 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:46,064 Mr. Dooley. All I'm saying is Weapons are not the solution. 701 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:50,819 Error! No, weapons are the only solution. There is no other way. 702 00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:57,534 Have you ever heard of this expression? “The pen is mightier than the sword”? 703 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,037 No, I'm not! 704 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:03,248 Well, it's more powerful than a gun Also. 705 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:06,376 I hope you have understood This lesson is too late. 706 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:10,839 I really do. Which are: "No, I didn't" by the way. 707 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:24,686 I'm done telling you Never correct me again! 708 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:30,358 And I'm done losing you Comprehensive benefits. My blanket. 709 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,823 Good night then. 710 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,958 Beautiful stars. 711 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:13,735 - Don't move. - snake. What a lovely surprise. 712 01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:14,986 Cut that shit. 713 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:22,035 Well, what happens? Stop. What the hell, what's going on? 714 01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:23,870 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Get down, boy. 715 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:27,541 -What does this mean? - Know, for once in your life, shut up. 716 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,794 Okay, Dolly, Looks like we'll meet again. 717 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:37,008 - Do you know these men, Mr. Dooley? - Mr. Dooley. Aren't we evolved? 718 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,679 - Can I drop it now, Snake? - In one minute. 719 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:47,060 snake. Oh, well, what colorful, Albeit a somewhat cliched nickname. 720 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:51,064 No, I mean, assuming the snake Not your Christian name, of course. 721 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,190 Oh my goodness, here we go again. 722 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:56,736 - Christian, are you a preacher? - No, I'm actually a teacher. 723 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,280 It's just a term. 724 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:02,117 You know, one name is Christian is their first name. 725 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:04,369 - My last name is Pitchtree... - Stop! 726 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,582 ...but my name is Christian He is Cecil Peachtree. 727 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:15,505 - Mr. Dooley is Jedidiah. Do you see? -So his Christian name is Charlie. 728 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,966 Oh, Charlie. Oh exactly. 729 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:22,262 Yes. Gotcha. Hi Charlie. huh? Kick this piece of shit here for me. 730 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:25,849 - gladly. - No, no, no. Charlie. Hey. 731 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:29,227 - Yes. Oh no. Hey. - Snake, snake. Come on snake. 732 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,938 - No need to do that, Charlie. - Empty your pockets now! 733 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:34,482 Okay. Empty your pockets. Do what he says. 734 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,110 Sorry. I just got a tissue. 735 01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:47,787 What an old fart like you Would you ride with scum like him? 736 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,582 What is this country? Magic farts? 737 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:52,167 to speak. 738 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:56,963 Oh, well, you see, I was On my way to Fortune City. 739 01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:01,801 Oh, please, sir. Don't mess with Gulliver Please. no. 740 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,678 However, quite by chance, 741 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,806 I missed the last train That's when Mr. Dooley gets nice 742 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:09,935 He agreed to accompany me to the city Of luck. 743 01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:15,857 At least don't, don't mess with Gulliver. no! Oh no. Gulliver! No please! 744 01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:18,026 So he's nice, Mr. Dooley, isn't he? 745 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,740 Keep on traveling, sweet Gulliver. 746 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:28,286 So, did the kind Mr. Dooley agree? To accompany you to Fortune 747 01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,580 Before or after he stole you? 748 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:33,917 Well, that's neither here nor there. 749 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:39,339 But, sir, I simply must protest. Burning books is a sin. 750 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:45,303 And also theft. It seems so You and we have something in common. 751 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:50,392 We have all been deceived Kind of Mr. Dooley here. 752 01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:54,312 It looks like he stole all your money And your property 753 01:02:55,230 --> 01:03:00,944 - Just like he stole our horse. - Your horse? Mr. Dooley! 754 01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:04,656 I trusted you. 755 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:09,369 I'm taking you inside. You don't have anything. 756 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,539 You eat my food and drink my whisky. 757 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:15,917 I took you under my wing And I trained you. 758 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:20,839 I treated you like the son I never had. What do I get in return? 759 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:25,885 What is my thanks? Stab in the back. Look at me, you coward! 760 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:31,975 "And you are Brut." 761 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:34,602 What? 762 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:42,235 “Et tu Brute,” it's Latin A phrase that became famous... 763 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,864 When Julius Caesar confessed His trusted friend Brutus 764 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:50,535 As one of the ones who killed him. It is legendary betrayal. 765 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,747 You may recognize the phrase From Shakespeare's play. 766 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,876 You know, uh, Julius Caesar, I remembered that when you said that. 767 01:03:58,043 --> 01:03:59,044 - Shut up... - Shut up! 768 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:02,797 Okay, shut up. 769 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,508 But there is only one thing, if I may, Just one thing. 770 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,220 As you can see, I got it To know Mr. Dooley fairly well 771 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:10,513 During our time together. 772 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,892 And I find him a man Of absolute integrity. 773 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:16,436 So I'm sure if it was stolen your horse, 774 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,147 He had a very good reason In doing so. 775 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,316 And you all know What Hippocrates said. 776 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,818 He doesn't know now. Now will it close?! 777 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,571 Of course I do. What do I look like? Like an idiot? 778 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:29,324 “Desperate times are calling For desperate shit.” 779 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:34,788 amazing. amazing. Oh yes, Mr. Snake. 780 01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:37,916 excellent. very good. barely. 781 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:43,129 And I'm sure Mr. Dooley was too In very desperate straits indeed. 782 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:47,842 When made ill conceived The decision to escape with your horse. 783 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:52,389 Now as one learned man to another. 784 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:56,601 You've got the perfect solution To our little dilemma. 785 01:04:57,102 --> 01:05:01,231 Why don't you just take your A beautiful horse appeared 786 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:05,985 And all the money for your problems And go on your merry way. 787 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,739 -No harm, no foul. - Just like that? 788 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,449 Just like that. 789 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:16,454 Well, it seems kind of nice And civilized. 790 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:21,209 You see, Mr. Dooley, When cold heads prevail... 791 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:25,422 There is one problem. If we do that as you say 792 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:30,760 I will not get satisfaction To see Mr. Dooley's sweet brain 793 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:33,138 It splattered on that rock There. 794 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:36,349 Now watch and learn, teacher. Because you are next. 795 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:44,107 - See you soon, Mama. - no. Oh, no. No. Oh, no! 796 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:48,027 Leave his books alone. - Oh no no!! 797 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,674 Dolly, behind you! 798 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,873 Mr. Dooley...Mr. Dooley. 799 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:12,839 Oh no. Mr. Doo... Mr. Dooley, Mr. Dooley. 800 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,675 Oh, my God! Mr. Dooley! 801 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:23,433 No, Lord, no, forgive me. That was it My mistake. Oh my God, I apologize. 802 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:24,809 Lord, forgive me! 803 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,652 Out, out, short candle. 804 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:41,993 Life is nothing but a walking shadow. Poor player. 805 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:45,788 This struts and frets His time on stage, 806 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,417 And then he no longer heard. 807 01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:58,176 It's a story told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury. 808 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,095 It doesn't indicate anything. 809 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:08,144 Mr. Dooley. Praise the Lord. You are alive. Thank God 810 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,313 -Are you okay? - Yes. Yes. Stay away from me. 811 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,606 It's fine. 812 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:16,152 - Oh God, oh! -Be careful... 813 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,322 Don't put any weight on it. Mr. Dooley, sir. 814 01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,455 Is he...is he dead? 815 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,794 - Yes. It seems so. - Make sure, make sure. 816 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:38,508 Mr. Dooley, I think His companion Charlie escaped. 817 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,555 He has a hole in his forehead, Golden Sovereign size. 818 01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:48,142 Oh, no, no. 819 01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:55,066 Well, I guess that makes it Number 20 for you 820 01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:06,828 Look now, we gotta get our focus back. 821 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,622 I really should attend On your wounds, sir 822 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:15,378 Oh my God! It passed right through. Oh, no help! 823 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:18,297 Who the hell are you screaming for? 824 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:21,801 We must show you to a doctor Mr. Dooley. 825 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,845 You just need to heat the blade, 826 01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:27,223 And burn the holes Wrap it very tightly. 827 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,520 I can't believe it He really, he... 828 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,857 He's really dead? 829 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:57,211 You, you... you crazy old fool. This is all your fault. 830 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,881 You couldn't keep quiet, could you? 831 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:03,634 I can handle this situation As I always did... 832 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,431 ...But no, you and your curse Talk, and your damned books. 833 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,349 I should let those books burn. 834 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:14,187 But no, you've all convinced me It was very important... 835 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:17,440 He was still alive now If not for you. 836 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,276 All they wanted was their own The damned horse's back. 837 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:23,821 I seek pardon from the lord. 838 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:27,116 But it will appear They want a little more 839 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,452 From the mere appearance of their horse. I mean, Mr. Snake, 840 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,537 He doesn't seem satisfied With anything 841 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:34,707 But our brains are scattered All over this rock. 842 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:38,127 prattle. You don't know anything Old man. 843 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:41,047 I've been in a million jams Like this before. 844 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,508 A million times when it sounded like that As if they were curtains. 845 01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:48,054 And I got out of it every time Without having to kill anyone. 846 01:11:55,728 --> 01:12:01,067 Oh my... Mr. Dooley. You never killed Anyone before. Did you? 847 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:02,860 Shut up. 848 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:06,614 Absolutely nothing Be ashamed of him, sir. 849 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:10,743 Whatever you feel It's completely normal. 850 01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:15,373 I mean, taking a human life Very deep. 851 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:20,211 And I'm so sorry that my singular Getting busy with my books 852 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:25,383 This created a chain reaction Which led to the man losing his life. 853 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:31,848 And for this I am truly repentant. But you were right, you know? 854 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:37,562 Circumstances as presented They themselves require decisive action. 855 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:41,983 I mean, never in a million years I was expecting myself 856 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:48,906 To shoot another human being. I mean, yet here we are. 857 01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:52,243 I could have talked our way From here. 858 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:56,289 impossible. No, I did the only thing It was possible to do this 859 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,750 To save our lives. You fought valiantly, sir. 860 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:04,672 You, you risked your life And save our very souls. 861 01:13:05,631 --> 01:13:07,758 Don't feel anything As I thought it would be... 862 01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:12,179 Kill a man. 863 01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:18,227 Although he lived villain life, 864 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:23,190 Although it certainly is It was coming. 865 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:29,488 One way or another... to be one Whoever did this did it in... 866 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,701 It just feels wrong. 867 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:38,956 Everything is fine. It's because You are a compassionate man. 868 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:44,211 So a man of introspection, This is a great trait. 869 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:48,883 But please remember It was self-defense. 870 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,510 - I mean, you said that. - You said a lot of things. 871 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,144 I think you were right, teacher. 872 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:07,568 - Murder is for cowards. - No, not at all. Mr. Dooley. 873 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:12,990 It was very brave what you did. You saved us all. 874 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:19,330 These voices and these books It will now be heard. 875 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:22,750 They will be allowed to be inspired New generations. 876 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:27,797 Doesn't say the benefits of this You will get new land from that. 877 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:33,344 And this is because of you. And I Speak for everyone here: 878 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:38,099 Mr. Shakespeare, Mr. Keats, Mr. Melville, The Bronte Family. 879 01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:46,482 I speak on behalf of all of them. I say thank you from the heart! 880 01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:15,469 The Lord is my shepherd. I don't want. 881 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:19,432 He leads me beside still waters. My soul responds. 882 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:22,309 Yes, even though I'm walking through the valley From the shadow of death, 883 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:25,438 I will fear no evil: Because you are with me. 884 01:15:26,063 --> 01:15:29,734 And I live at home From the Lord forever. Amen. 885 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,361 Amen. 886 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:39,035 Wait, where do you think? Are you going? 887 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,291 - Luck. Where the hell else? - In your condition? 888 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:48,502 No, no, no. This is impossible. You should rest here. 889 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:51,338 I will go and ask for help From somewhere. 890 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:54,675 prattle. I promised I would get it Good luck 891 01:15:54,842 --> 01:15:56,177 Just in time for tomorrow morning's bell. 892 01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:57,720 This is exactly what I will do. 893 01:15:58,596 --> 01:16:01,432 You don't think after all this I'll allow it Are you out of the agreement? Do you do? 894 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,894 - Well... -Without my money? 895 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,687 Yes, of course. 896 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:09,607 Listen, if we're going to get there In time without having a horse, 897 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,777 We'll have to walk all damn day And directly during the night. 898 01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,111 You think you can handle it This old man? 899 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,324 -I think I can. - good. 900 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:24,455 Well, let's get one thing straight From here on, 901 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:28,584 There will be no more talking. Okay? 902 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:31,754 Understand? And now that you've killed one man, 903 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,924 Make it two, don't make it No difference. 904 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:39,512 concept. But at least Let me carry the books. 905 01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,138 It will slow us down. 906 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:46,727 You're the one who got shot In the leg. 907 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:49,814 Mr. Dooley... 908 01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:22,216 Just in time, Mr. Dooley. You are truly a man of your word. 909 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:28,847 I can't thank you enough. And now, Uh, about our business arrangements. 910 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,350 I'm sure that by this evening, 911 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,311 All relevant papers Will be signed 912 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:37,273 I will be able to settle My religion is with you. 913 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:40,609 And I won't even stay up This evening. 914 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,821 You didn't think I would be hanged About this filth 915 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,864 Any longer than you need to? Did you? 916 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:52,788 No, I don't think so. No, but the money, sir. 917 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:54,832 It definitely won't happen He was released until... 918 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:59,712 - Ah, keep your damn money. - What? Mr. Dooley? 919 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:03,549 This is very generous of you. But it is unimaginable. 920 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:09,680 - No, a deal is a deal. -It's your money for your new business. 921 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:14,977 -I'll be fine without her. -But what will you do now? 922 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:20,524 It doesn't matter. 923 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:24,611 Okay, I'm sorry, But this concerns me. 924 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:32,202 Teach me, the sooner I forget For me, the better. Good? 925 01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:36,957 I mean, haven't you figured it out yet? I'm bad news. 926 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:40,711 Some people... that's just it, I was just born this way. 927 01:20:41,045 --> 01:20:44,798 - Mr. Dooley, you have a heart of gold. - Don't start using twisted words 928 01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:46,425 To try to convince me This is not true. 929 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:50,721 I know what I'm up to, but don't worry About me. I'll be fine. 930 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,973 I always am. 931 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:10,199 At least take this... For your trip. please. 932 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:11,658 education... 933 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:15,621 I can't read. 934 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:19,792 i know that. 935 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,211 But that's when you can. 936 01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:42,981 Well... 937 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:45,192 Thanks. 938 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,949 Now go teach them children. Give them a future and all that. 939 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,126 Thank you...Mr. Dooley. 940 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:31,780 So we covered you last week louisiana Purchase, 941 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,576 Which was when the territory From Louisiana 942 01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:39,538 It was purchased by the United States From the French. 943 01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,248 When was that? 944 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,292 anyone. 945 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,545 anyone? 946 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:50,507 1803. Okay. 947 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:54,636 But today we will talk About when two very special gentlemen 948 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,806 They were hired to explore That new area. 949 01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:02,352 Their names were Meriwether Lewis And William Clark. 950 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:08,233 Their mission was called "Corps of Discovery Expedition". 951 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:16,742 Greetings, ma'am! 952 01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:25,250 outside! Go away! There's no begging here. 953 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:27,461 Kids quickly hide under your desk. 954 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,757 I beg your pardon, ma'am. But as you can see, I... 955 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:33,509 Homeless and drunk 956 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:36,929 I will not make you corrupt His holy house of learning. 957 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:41,016 Ethan, please jump out that window And run and bring the sheriff. hurry! 958 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:42,851 - Yes, ma'am. - No, no, no. 959 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:46,355 That won't be necessary. You see, ma'am... 960 01:23:47,481 --> 01:23:52,861 -I'm the new school principal. - Don't be silly. 961 01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:57,824 The new school principal is Mr. Cecil... - He buys. 962 01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:03,664 Cecil Peachtree, London, England, At your service, ma'am 963 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:09,753 Oh yes. I know. I must look quite frightened, 964 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,632 But it was the most stressful And an extraordinary trip 965 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,385 To get here in time To the bell this morning. 966 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:20,514 But me and the other ladies are from cultural community center, 967 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,725 We had to pick up Mr. Peachtree on friday, 968 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:26,311 And we waited for him On the train platform. 969 01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:33,318 Yes. Well, about that. As you can see, Unfortunately I missed the last train 970 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:38,532 I ended up taking it The most beautiful road. 971 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:43,453 But listen, I brought I have some of my goods with me. 972 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:50,377 Well, they're a little burned around the edges. Ah, good. 973 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:55,340 But I think yes, They are not too worse for wear. 974 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:03,473 It's you, it's really you. 975 01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:08,228 Mr. Peachtree, I'm Miss Eloise Maple. 976 01:25:08,395 --> 01:25:11,023 And on behalf of From the Girls' Schools Committee... 977 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:15,027 I want to welcome you To the city of luck. 978 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:18,655 Children, children, let's give Mr. Peachtree a warm welcome. 979 01:25:19,031 --> 01:25:24,328 - Hello, Mr. Peachtree. - Oh, hello everyone. Good morning. 980 01:25:24,494 --> 01:25:31,168 I can't tell you how happy I am To finally arrive, in one piece. 981 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:34,004 Oh, you must be positively dog-tired. 982 01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:37,799 Do we have to locate you and you can Your lessons start tomorrow? 983 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:41,595 Oh heaven no. No, I can be there anytime. 984 01:25:41,762 --> 01:25:46,642 But with your permission I think I'd just like to dive in. 985 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,604 - Oh, yes. Okay. - Thank you. 986 01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:55,609 I'll just go to, Mrs. Annie's house 987 01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:57,277 I will renovate your room 988 01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:59,279 And ready when you're done For today. 989 01:25:59,446 --> 01:26:06,370 - amazing. Thank you, Mrs. Mabel. - Thank you, Mr. Peachtree. 990 01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:14,670 Well, let's start over, shall we? 991 01:26:14,961 --> 01:26:21,677 Now I would like to start by telling you About my greatest passion, 992 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,388 It's reading. 993 01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:29,810 You know, books, Books can take us anywhere, 994 01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:33,772 On any adventure 995 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:41,363 In any era...be it the past, Now, or far, far away... 996 01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:53,643 Jedidiah Dolly...here!